发布于:2007-02-27 12:59:27
来自:站务休闲/闲聊茶吧
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1、人 =吃饭 + 睡觉 +上班 +玩 ,
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
猪 =吃饭 + 睡觉 ,
Pigs = eat + sleep
代入 :人 =猪 +上班 +玩 ,
Hence, Human = Pigs + work + enjoy
即 :人 -玩 =猪 +上班 .
if, Human – enjoy = Pigs + work
结论 :不懂玩的人 =会上班的猪
in other words, Human that don’t know enjoy = pigs that work
2、男人 =吃饭 + 睡觉 +挣钱
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
猪 =吃饭 + 睡觉
Pigs = eat + sleep
男人 =猪 +挣钱
Hence, Men = Pigs + earn money
猪 =男人 -挣钱
if Men – earn money = Pigs
所以男人不挣钱等于猪
in other words, Men that don’t earn money = Pigs
3、女人 =吃饭 + 睡觉 +花钱。
Women = eat + sleep + spend
猪 = 吃饭 + 睡觉。
Pigs = eat + sleep
代入上式得:
Hence, Women = Pigs + spend
女人= 猪+ 花钱。移项得:
if, Women – spend = Pigs
女人- 花钱= 猪。
In other words,
结论:女人不花钱的都是猪
Women that don’t spend = Pigs
综上:
Summary:
男人为了让女人不变成猪而挣钱!
Men earn money not to let women become pigs!
女人为了让男人不变成猪而花钱!
Women spend not to let men become pigs!
男人 + 女人 =两头猪
Men + Women = 2 Pigs
祝天下的猪们快乐 ^_^
Wish all the pigs happy forever.
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只看楼主 我来说两句-
pzhwutom
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有意思。人和猪都可以代换了,生活就简单了,就不会有上班的猪和不花钱的猪
2007-03-01 11:12:01
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扮猪吃老虎
板凳
2007-03-01 09:10:01
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应该给王二发点奖金,从茶馆到酒吧,你最近可没有少发帖子啊,象个性签名什么的,我非常喜欢!
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