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老师与学生对话时候闹出来的笑话

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1. TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.

  GEORGE: Here it is!

  TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

  CLASS: George!

  2. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".

  ELLEN: I is...

  TEACHER: No, Ellen. We always say, "I am."

  ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

  3. TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?

  CLASS: Big hands!

  4. TEACHER: Didn’t you promise to behave?

  STUDENT: Yes, Sir.

  TEACHER: And didn’t I promise to punish you if you didn’t?

  STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don’t expect you to keep yours.

  5. TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-feet snake.

  SAMMY: You can’t fool me, Teacher... snakes don’t have feet.
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