中国式英语!!!（呵呵）

中国式英语!!!（呵呵）
1． we two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁阿

2． how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？

3． you dont bird meI dont bird you
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

4． you have seed I will give you some color to see see brothers ！together
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

5． hello everybody!if you have something to saythen say!if you have
nothing to saygo home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝

6．what is　IMU3.0? it　is a　kind of　chat　tool!
什么是IMU3。0？IMU3.0 是一种聊天工具！

7． You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！

8． know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知…

9． WATCH SISTER
表妹

11． American Chinese not enough
美中不足


13． heart flower angry open
心花怒放

14． go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过

15． 小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!

16． If you want moneyI have no;if you want lifeI have one!
要钱没有，要命一条

17． I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。

18． you have two down son。
你有两下子。

19． as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远！！！！

20． I give you face you dont wanna faceyou lose you face I turn my face.
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸