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三字经英文版

发布于:2006-04-09 14:10:09 来自:人才招聘/学生专栏 [复制转发]
搞笑三字经英文版
人之初:At the begining of life.
性本善:Sex is good.
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
教之道:The way of learning it
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
子不学:If you don’t study hard,
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
窦燕山: Dou, the Famous
有义方: owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子: All his five son took it
名俱扬: and their sexual ability were well-kown.
养不教: If your children don’t know how to do it,
父之过: It is all your fault.
教不严: If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰: their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不学: You may refuse to study this
非所宜: but that is a real mistake
幼不学: If you don’t learn it in childhood,
老何为: you will lose your ability when aged
玉不琢: If you don’t exercise your dick,
不成器: It won’t become hard and strong.
人不学: If you don’t learn sex,
不知义: You can by no means enjoy its sweetness




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    ting hao
    2007-08-14 09:52:14

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  • 高级制图工

    it seemed that its all about sex. lol
    2006-04-10 16:50:10

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