世上最强的中国式英文

1．we two who and who？

咱俩谁跟谁阿

2．how are you? how old are you?

怎么是你，怎么老是你？

3．you don’t bird me,Idon’t bird you

你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers！together up！

你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

5．hello everybody!if yo uhav esomething tosay,then say!if you have nothing tosay,gohome!!

有事起奏，无事退朝

6．you me you me

彼此彼此

7．Yo uGive Me Stop!!

你给我站住！

8．know is know no know is no know

知之为知之，不知为不知…

9．WATCHSISTER

表妹

10．dragon born dragon,chicke nborn chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!

龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！

11．American Chinese not enough

美中不足

12．one car come one cargo,two carpengpeng,people die

车祸现场描述

13．heart flower angry open

心花怒放

14．go past no mistake past

走过路过，不要错过

15．小明：I am sorry!

老外：I am sorry too!

小明：Iamsorrythree!

老外：Whatareyousorryfor?

小明：I am sorry five!

16．If you want money,I have no;

if you want life,I have one!

要钱没有，要命一条

17．I call Lioldbig.to year 25.

我叫李老大，今年25。

18．you have two down son。

你有两下子。

19．as far as you go to die

有多远，死多远！！！！

20．I give you face you don’’twannaface,you lose you face,I turn my face

给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸