世界上最强的中国式英文！

【10-31】【转贴】世界上最强的中国式英文！

1.We two who and who ？咱俩谁跟谁啊？ $慆??
2.How are you .How old are you ? 怎么是你？怎么老是你？ ?{?Zci?
3.You don’t bird me.I don’t bird you too.你不鸟我，我不鸟你！ 柇偂忺綂?
4.You have seed ,I will give you some color to see see .Brothers,together up!你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上! 6飜jMr笪
5.Hello,everybody!If you have some-thing to say ,then say!If you have nothing to say,go home!有事起奏，无事退朝！ 虈赦*?罟^
6.You me you me .彼此彼此 繘щE麚i阛
7.you Give Me Stop!你给我站住！ 鈤宫~脣朧?
8.Konw si know,noknow si noknow.知之为知之，不知为不知！ 桥?懨鳔
9.Watch sister.表妹 殊?偗?鸜
10.Dragon born dragon ,chicken born chicken ,mouse’son can make hole!龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ 埔W毻:炮
11.American ang Chinese are not enough.美中不足 x?唶? 彫
12.One car come,one car go,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述 緽鐨蝟琥j?
13.Heart flower,angry open。心花怒放 ?6N?驄-
14.Go past,don’t mistake past.走过路过，不用错过 -霈倦酠?
15.小明：I am sorry.老外： I am sorry too! Ⅹ憴y鬼鎣?
小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for ? ’ˋ厪]蓂
小明：I am sorry five ! ld?ぼ?龣
16.If you want money,I have no ,if you want life ,I have one.要钱没有，要命有一条 at??X袀-
17.I call Li old big,toyear 25.我叫李老大，今年25 ?记 ?M
18.You have two down son.你有两下子