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>(((ring))) (((ring-g-g-g-g))) *** pick up *** > >"Hello?" >"Hi honey, this is Daddy...is your Mummy near the >phone?" >"No Daddy, she’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank," > >After a brief pause Daddy says, > >"But you haven’t got an Uncle Frank, honey!" >"Oh Yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the bedroom with Mummy, right now!" > >"Uh Okay then......here’s what I want you do. Put >down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy and Uncle Frank that Daddy’s car just pulled up outside the house." > >"Okay Daddy!" >A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. > >Well I did what you said, Daddy." >"And what happened?" he asks. > >"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went flying out the >front window and now she’s all dead." > >"Oh my God!!!!! And what about your Uncle Frank?" > >"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all scared and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool..... but he must have >forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he’s all real dead too." > >*** long pause *** > >Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool???? >Is this 555-7039? >"No! This is 555-7093" the little girl said. > >"Oooooppppssss....sorry wrong number!" >Thank You.