世上最强的中国式英文 狂笑不止，尤其是第12

世上最强的中国式英文 狂笑不止，尤其是第12

1．we two who and who？
> > > 咱俩谁跟谁阿
2．how are you ? how old are you?
> > > 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
> > > 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up ！
> > > 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you havenothing to say,go home!!
> > > 有事起奏，无事退朝
6．you me you me
> > > 彼此彼此
7．You Give Me Stop!!
> > > 你给我站住！
8．know is know noknow is noknow
> > > 知之为知之，不知为不知…
9．WATCH SISTER
> > > 表妹
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can makehole!!
> > > 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
11．American Chinese not enough
> > > 美中不足
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
> > > 车祸现场描述
13．heart flower angry open
> > > 心花怒放
14．go past no mistake past
> > > 走过路过，不要错过
15．小明：I am sorry!
> > > 老外：I am sorry too!
> > > 小明：I am sorry three!
> > > 老外：What are you sorry for?
> > > 小明：I am sorry five!
16．If you want money,I have no;
> > > if you want life,I have one!
> > > 要钱没有，要命一条
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
> > > 我叫李老大，今年25。
18．you have two down son。
> > > 你有两下子。
19．as far as you go to die
> > > 有多远，死多远！！！！
20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turnmyface
> > > 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
22．The king who is fucking is the sun of the king who has fucked.
> > > 金正日是金日成的儿子